Monkeying Around

Lily: "First one who scoots to the monkey toy wins."
Logan: "Or... we could just look at it from here."

Smile For The Camera

Lily: "Come on Mama, I know you can do better than that."



"Way better. Now get me outta the sun. My bald head is better suited to shade."

In The Park

Logan: "Aunt Cara braved a sticky, hot New York day to come see me. Because, you know, I'm just that irresistable."

Logan Bouncing

Babbling Lily

She just keeps going and going...

Trapped In A Jumper

Lily: "Where's Logan? Oh he's over there. And he's..."



Lily: "...ensnared in the terrible clutches of some evil contraption!"



Logan: "I'm not sure what ensnare means but it can't be good. Although... this is actually fun."



Logan: "And it's mine all mine! mwa-haa-haa!!!"

Who Are You Wearing?

Logan: "I'm wearing a monkey today. What'd you got on your belly Lily?"

Lily: "Um, I think it's a cat. It could be a bear. But I think it's a cat."
Logan: "Come on. Either you do know or you don't... figure it out."

The Very Definition

rogue [rohg], noun
1. a scoundrel
2. a playfully mischievous person; scamp. See also Logan Schlow

Couch Cutie

Lily: "I get to chill out on the couch whenever I wanna since I don't have a job and all."



"Well, other than being cute."

What's Up Doc?

Lily: "Go ahead and use that stethoscope all you want. But if you pull out a needle, you're going to witness one seriously unhappy baby."

Rain Men

Logan: "Daddy didn't want to use the umbrella, but I insisted."

Space Invader

Lily: "Is there a cat on my head?"



"I miss the one-on-one feedings. These family meals are so chaotic."

Testing The Teether

Logan: "Hmmm... what's this?"



"I'm not sure, but it's good to gnaw on."



"Although I still prefer the fingers. I'm old school like that."

Boys And Their Toys

Logan: "Woot! It's toy time."
Lily: "Yeah, but you always steal the toy I want."



Logan: "I promise I'll share this time. High five!!"



Lily: "Logan, you're doing it again. I told you that I wanted that one."



Logan: "Here, have it."
Lily: "Well I don't want it anymore. It's covered in your drool.

Head Held Up High

Logan: "Yay... I finally mastered this head lifting thing."



"I'm just as shocked as you are."

Toy Envy

Lily: "I want your toy."



Logan: "Well that's good 'cause I want your toy."

Graphically Designed

Lily: "Hey, I don't think I'm wearing any color. I'm all black and white all over. Wait, there's one more place I can check."



"Nope. I'm black and white down there too."

Fathers Day Fun

Logan: "Shirt, check. Overalls, check. Fresh diaper, check. Looks like I'm ready to go."




Lily: "Now if only I could do something about your hair."




Lily: "I like Aunt Helene's kisses. But I really love her bracelets."




Lily: "Daddy and I doing our serious faces."




Lily: "But he's really good at making me smile."




Lily: "I think the hat may be a bit too much. What do you think Grandma Paula?"




Logan: "Hey Uncle Jay, that's my hat!"




Logan: "Hi pretty lady."




Logan: "So Melissa... you wanna ditch this place and go chill back at my crib?"




Logan: "Uncle Jay better watch his back. He may be bigger, but I'm cuter."




Logan: "Here we are Grandpa... just two dudes, hangin' on the steps."




Lily: "Thanks to a renegade bottle, Daddy and I both needed a midday wardrobe change."

The Family Guy

Logan: Today, on Father's Day, we'd like to give a special shout out to our dad, uh... Daddy!
Lily: "I think he has a name. You know, other than 'Daddy'"
Logan: "Huh, really? He always tells us he's daddy. Well anyway, here he is..."

Lily: "We love you so much.
Logan: "Yeah you do the best silly voices, you're always ready to take a nap with us and you change our diapers-even the stinky ones."

Logan & Lily: So Happy Father's Day.... whatever your name is!"

The Line Up

Logan and Lily (center) with new friends Jonah (left) and Anika (right) Merkin

Lily: "One of us has been accused of having a dirty diaper. And judging by your face Logan, I think you're the guilty one.

Big Kahuna

Logan: "So I was totally surfing this gnarly wave and-"


Lily: "Um, I'm sorry Lo. But surfer one day and pirate the next, I just can't keep up with your massive delusions."
Logan: "Whatever. You're totally bogus and bumming me out. Catch ya later."


Lily: "Wait, come back. I'll play too... I'll be a mermaid or a hula girl or a beach princess."

Lily's Got The Blues

Lily: "Hey Logan, you look nice today."
Logan: "You--Hey! You're wearing blue? And stripes? Those are my signature looks. Did you pull that out of my drawer?"


Lily: "Well see it has this cute little strawberry and puffed sleeves and it's a dress! Do you wear dresses Logan?


Logan: "Uh, no."
Lily: "Well it's not yours then is it."