The Adventures of Lily and Logan

Friday, November 14, 2008

An Apple A Day

Logan: "I think this would be much more successful if I had teeth."

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Water Baby

Lily: Wow this stuff is chin-dripping good."

Monday, November 10, 2008

I've Got A Feeling...

Logan: "There's something behind me isn't there?"

Friday, November 7, 2008

Mirror Images

Lily: "Hey there. I'm just practicing my cute faces in the mirror."

"What do you think of this one? Yeah, it still needs work."

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Roll With It

Logan: "Exploring the bath tub is so passe. But wait... what's that?"

"Huh. I wonder what happens if I pull at it."

"It just keeps coming and coming."

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Off With Her Diaper

Lily: "I was so excited about bath time that I started to take off my own diaper."

"Wait... you wanted this off, right?"

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Election Day

Logan: "Mom says it's important to vote, but I'm skeptical."

Lily: "I'm just happy to get extra cuddle time with Daddy."

Lily: "Judging by how excited Mama and Daddy were I thought there'd be puppies and ice cream in there."

Logan: "Yeah. I don't even know what just happened."

Monday, November 3, 2008

The Office

Logan: "So to design a magazine I need to use that mouse thing to move the words and pictures around?"

"Ok thanks for the lesson Daddy... I can take it from here."

Friday, October 31, 2008

Lily: "We're the Wonder Twins... in a dressed down casual friday sorta way"
Logan: "Does that mean we have to say 'Wonder twin powers activate?'"
Lily: "You just did."
Logan: "Oh.

(Thanks James & Amanda for making us these super cool shirts!)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Showing The Love

Scary Faces

Lily: "Since it's almost Halloween, lets see who can make the scariest face. I'll go first..."

Lily: "Rawwwrrrrrr"

Logan: "Not bad, but check mine out. "Rrrroooaaarrr."

Lily: "We'll call it a draw."

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Crib Chomping

Logan: "We're teething."
Lily: "And we'll bite at anything that isn't moving."
Logan: "Well, actually if it's moving slow enough we'll bite at that too."

Monday, October 27, 2008

Logan's Silly Sounds

Friday, October 24, 2008

Lean On Me

Lily: "Hey Lo, can I borrow you for a moment?"
Logan: "Something tells me I should be worried."

Lily: "Thanks. I just needed something to lean against."
Logan: "I knew it."

Taking Down The Trash

Lily: "I wonder what this is?"

"Maybe a better question is what's inside?"

"Ok, anything else around here for me to get into?"

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Pajama Party (In Action)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Pajama Party

Monday, October 20, 2008

A Visit From The 'Greats'

Lily: "I love hanging out with the Great Grandparents. Now if only I could have them all to myself."

Lily: "Ha! That's better. Now all of the attention is focused on watching me with my teething toy!"

Logan: "Not true. Grandpa and I are too busy with my teething toy to pay any attention to you."

Friday, October 17, 2008

The Girls

Thursday, October 16, 2008

If The Shoe Fits

Logan: "Hmmm. I'm missing a shoe and I'm holding a shoe. I think I'll try it out... what could possibly go wrong?"

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Playing In The Park

during one of the final warm days of the year

hamster kisses

crawling over to meet a new friend

loving the leaves

extreme close up

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Hat Attack

Logan: "Yeah, I know... it's a cool hat."

"But it just needs to be adjusted..."

"Hmmm. I think I made it worse."

The Stacking Game

Lily: "You build 'em up. I knock 'em down."

Monday, October 13, 2008

Hi!

Dimple Darling

Lily: "When I smile just right you can see the dimple in my right cheek."

"Yeah, it's adorable isn't it?"

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Drinking With Grandpa

Logan: "Huh... this eating situation is perplexingly unusual."
Lily: "You gotta learn to just improvise. I think Grandpa is doing a wonderful job."
Logan: "Yeah. We are a little complicated aren't we?"

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Real Quotes

Lily: "When we're outside the wind will get in my hair. And my hair will get in my eyes. And I won't see. So I'll lose you forever........ So.... I need a barrette."

Logan: "Can we eat lobsters one day? They look fun. But they'll chomp chomp me with their claws."

Lily: "I'm all tangled up... like a crazy person!"

Lily: "If I was a tree I'd be one with pink flowers!"

Logan: (looking perplexed) "But then you couldn't talk!"

Lily: "Oh. Well, I'd be a talking tree!"

Logan: "Why is that one fly giving that other fly a piggy back ride?"

Mommy: "Ummm....."

Logan: "Is it because it's fun?"

Mommy: "Yes! That's exactly why. It's fun."

Logan: "Can I play fairies with you Lily?"

Lily: "If you want to play with me, you have to listen to MY rules!"

Logan: "Ummm.... I'm going to play super heroes over here by myself."

Lily: "Babies are magical!"

Mom: "Why?"

Lily: "Because you have to wait and wait for them to come out!"

Logan: (exiting the Lincoln tunnel into the city)"This isn't New York City. Is this a different New York City? These are weird looking buildings? Where are the good looking buildings?"

Lily: "My sister loves my hop hop dance."

(Her imaginary sister Emily.)

Mom: "So what's a hip hop dance?"

Lily: "I don't know, but she loves it."

Logan: "I'm a superhero. And you're a superhero cat!"

Lily: "I'm a princess cat!"

Logan: "You're a princess FIGHTING cat! And that's so cool. Right Lily"

Lily: "Uh huh."

Logan: "Now let's go fight those bad cats under the curtains with our laser spoons."

Logan: "Say ahhh. Now I can put FIRE and BLOOD in your mouth!!"

Mommy: "What??"

Logan: "I'm the best kind of doctor. Now you disappeared!"

Lily: "My stroller is running out of power. I need to stop and get gas."

Logan: "I'm getting all the bad guys! All the bad chickens and all the bad crabs."

Lily: "I love everything that's so beautiful... rainbows and grocery stores and sparkly trees!"

Logan: "Where should I put my sunglasses? You know the best places Lily."

Lily (playing with a baby doll): "I better need to change my baby again. She's having so many poops!"

Lily (talking about her Hello Kitty lip balm she's had in the package since June): "I want to open it after we go to Texas. But not on Tuesday."

Logan (playing superheroes using his superhero voice): "My secret lair is in... my belly button!"

Logan (in the bath): "My tushy has a hole in it!"

Lily: "You know who has a hook? Captain Hook! He's a very angry person!"

Lily to Mommy: "You did a good job helping us... make rice christmas treats."

Logan: "I need you to buy me a papaya okay? And a new broom. I need to eat and sweep."

Lily: "Take everything off that [table]. I need to clean it with this towel. This is not a joke."

Logan to Lily: "I have an idea... why don't I make you happy by playing my guitar."

Lily: "Logan's impossible!"

Logan: "I'm hungry for school."

Lily: "I hate to say it Mommy, but I have to go now. See you later and don't be afraid. I will come back for you."

Logan: "Mommy, you're the best washer ever! Because you always wash my stuff!"

Lily: "My bunny's name is Cat. My cat's name is Bunny!"

Logan: "My monkey's name is Silly Billy. My dinosaur is named Helper. And my banana name is Silly Hair Banana!!"

Lily to Daddy: "I want an iPad... yesterday."

Logan to Mommy: "Your armpits smell like roses. That's cool."

Lily: "I love Bailey too. Though... he's a pooper. He's stinky. He poops all the times!"

Lily: "We're having hot coffee milk. It's called hot coffee milk. Say it with me Mama... Cof-f-ee milk. Good. Now please pour some more for me."

Logan: "Lily, do you want to go on an adventure with me?"

Lily: "Uh huh."

Logan: "We can shoot bad guys, and ride in a truck and watch the cars... like the red ones and the blue ones. Won't it be so exciting Lily?"

Lily: "Well.... maybe."

Lily: "Crabs. I'm scared of the strawberry crabs!"

Logan: "You scared of the crabs?"

Lily: "Yes!!"

Logan: "That's ok, I'll protect you with my super super power. I guess."

Lily: (To Logan) "Uh oh. You just drank the magic!"

Lily: "My eyeeee. It huurrrts!"

Mommy: "Why does it hurt?"

Lily: "Cause I'm poking it."

Logan: "The carrot is gonna get sad in the trash because carrots don't like smelly trash."

Logan: "Daddy's window is closed because we don't want the scary spiders to climb on the trees."

Lily: "I'm not watching you guys. I'm doing my job. My job is cleaning... all the animals."

This one is for Grandma...

Lily: "These are our muscles (points to biceps) and these are our stinky pits! (points to armpits)"

Logan: (in the airport men's room) "Lots of things in the bathroom are automagic!"

Logan: "Look at my big nose!"

Lily: "If you say so."

Logan: "Daddy's train has got dirt on it... disgusting!"

Lily: "If you want cupcakes you have to give me money... from your piggy bank."

Logan: "Ok, but if I give you all my money then you have all the money."

Lily: "Yep."

Logan: "How 'bout I give you this yellow frog instead?"

Lily: "Why you getting regular? I want strawberry gas."

Mommy: "They don't make strawberry gas."

Lily: "It would taste better."

Mommy: "But we don't drink gas."

Lily: "Well... the car does."

Lily (to Logan): "I just patted your head 'cause you're cute."

Lily: "I love babies. Babies are my favorite. You have to be nice to babies. Don't scare them."

Logan: "Yeah when we to Texas we can't scare babies."

Lily: "Because babies are sweet."

Lily: "I don't want to talk to Logan anymore because I talk to Logan a lot!... Logan talks SO much!"

Logan: "Oh Lily but I want to talk to you some more."

Lily: "Ok. One talking!"

Logan: "Um. Um. Um, eyebrows are like worms. On my head."

Lily: "Ok. No more talking now. You can talk to me again tomorrow."

Logan: "If I don't brush my teeth my teeth are going to DROP... on the carpet!"

Ants on the sidewalk:

Logan: "There are so many of them!"

Lily: "Ew!"

Logan: "Look at that one!"

Lily: "Oh gross!"

Logan: "I want to touch one!"

Lily: "Oh no, there's one trying to get on my shoe!"

Logan: "They're so cool!!"

Lily: "I just don't like the ants!"

Logan: "Horses are horses and people are farmers."

Lily: "When I'm bigger I can have flowers on my phone."

Logan (to Mommy): "When you exercise outside and you run do you chase yourself?"

Lily: "I want to do ballet in a class and I want to do ballet at home. I want to do ballet all the time. Because I love it."

Logan: "Is Daddy naked at the gym?"

Mommy: "No silly."

Logan: "Oh. He put on a shirt?"

Mommy: "Yes."

Logan: "Good."

Lily: "I want a baby sister. And until... until I get one I'm pretending Logan's a girl."

Mommy: "Sorry hon but I'm all done having babies."

Lily: "You won't have any more babies in your belly?"

Mommy: "Nope."

Lily: "Oh. Maybe I'll get a baby sister in my belly."

Logan: "I love you Lily. You're my best friend!"

Lily: (Looking at Mommy's plate) "An artichoke is a vegetable that looks like an ice cream."

Mommy: "What's your raccoon's name?"

Logan: "Uh... C... L... R"

Mommy: "As in clear?"

Logan: "No! C. L. R."

Mommy: "Does it stand for crazy little raccoon?"

Logan: "No, he's just C.L.R."

Mommy: "Ok."

Lily: "I only like warm weather clouds. Because the cold clouds aren't nice. Not one bit!"

Logan: "That car has a mustache!"

(pointing to the front of this car: http://www.bmwusa.com/standard/content/vehicles/2012/1/default.aspx)

Logan: (five minutes later): "Mustaches are scary. Especially on elephants."

Lily: "That's a moon rock. It's so pretty and white. The moon must be broken."

Logan: "I'm gonna be a space pirate!"

Lily: "But I'm scared of the space pirate."

Logan: "Oh. Me toooo."

Logan: "I made something for you. It's a scary ghost washing machine! And there's something inside of there."

Mommy: "Is it scary dirty laundry?"

Logan: (laughs) "You're so silly Mommy. No. It's the big bad wolf."

Lily: "Ms. Daddy! Ms. Daddy!"

Daddy: "I'm not 'Ms.' Daddy. I'm just Daddy."

Lily: "Just Daddy! Just Daddy!"

Logan: "I really do not like that little black bug. It wants to take my underwear!"

Lily: "I like home. It's my favorite place to live."

Logan: "That rock is staring at me!"

Lily: "I have a bag with books and I'm going to work. I'm taking the bus to work in New York City!"

Logan: "Can I come too?"

Lily: "No. You work in the kitchen."

Logan: "Can I be a chef?"

Lily: "Um... yeah. Ok. Make me chocolate pudding."