Pranksters

Logan: "Ok on the count of three we're all going to look up and make a funny face at the camera. One, two..."



Logan: "...three!"
Lily: "I'm the only one making a funny face aren't I? I can't believe I fell for that."

Morning Snuggles

Logan: "What I love most about the weather getting colder is morning snuggle time with Daddy."



"It makes me incredibly happy."

Sliders

Logan: "This is pretty neat. Where are we going?"


"Wait... we're about to go down that?"

Lily, Grandpa & The Game

Lily: "Hey Grandpa look, there are little men running around after a ball on that TV-thingy. It's sorta mesmerizing."



"But don't worry, I still love you more"

Got Your Ear

Logan: "Is this your on switch Lily? If I pull it will you sing?"
Lily: "Logan let go of my ear. It's not a toy."
Logan: "But it's just hanging out there. It must do something."
Lily: "Seriously, it's time to stop. I just want to sit here and eat Cheerios in peace."

Cheerios

What's Better Than A Duck?

Lily: "And if you noticed Logan falling down at the end, don't worry he wasn't hurt. He didn't even cry or nothing."

Shock and Shaking

Lily: Here you get to see a little bit of my patented 'shock and awe' face combined with a little music.

Logan Entering 'Sit Mode'

The Fearless Cat Tamer

Logan: "The trick is to pet him when he's too sleepy to realize he's being tortured. Mama says the same thing works when she's trying to cut my nails."

In This Corner

Moving On up

Logan: "I've conquered the floor, so there's only one place to go..."



"...up!"



"Hmmm. Now where do I go from here?"

Following The Leader

Lily: "Are you right behind me Logan?"
Logan: "Yeah. Where are we going anyway?"
Lily: "Let's make our way towards the living room and figure out the rest once we get there."

Cookie Monster

Logan: "Sometimes before bath time Mama gives me a teething cookie and lets me go nuts."

Bathing Beauty

Look Who's Talking (And Crawling!)

Babies In Motion

Behind Bars

Logan: "Psssst... hey you! Think you can spring me from this joint?"

Nap Time Readiness: A Lesson By Lily

Lily: "First I have to find the pacifier. Logan usually steals it, so it's not as easy as you'd think."



"Then I put it in my mouth like so."



"And finally, with my head down and my eyes half shut, you know I'm ready to be transferred to the crib."

Ant Man

Rise And Shine

Logan: "Every morning we all wake up really early--"
Lily: "You wake up really early. The rest of us have no choice."



Logan: "But then you'd miss out on watching the sun rise."
Lily: "I'd rather be sleeping."

Candy Girl

Lily: "This is so colorful and pretty... it must be a giant stack of yummy candy."



"I'll start with the lime flavored one and work my way down."



"It's not candy? Well it sure wasn't as tasty as I expected it to be."

Soccer Star

Logan: "I'm going to be the next Beckham. I'm already super handsome. I just need to work on my game..."

The Duel

Lily: "En guard!"
Logan: "Seriously? I'm just minding my own business over here but..."



Logan: "...you asked for it! Winner gets to eat apples. Loser has to eat the peas."

Girl Talk

Lily: "So tell me Gammy, you had brothers... does it get any easier?"

The Yellow Party

Lily: "We're all in yellow. You'd thing our parents had planned this."
Logan: "But no. It was just a crazy random happenstance..."




The players, the audience and the referee



Logan: "So many girls to choose from. Hmmm... I pick you."
Lily: "I'm going to have to rein you in brother. She's a little old for you."



Logan: "Even with all of these girls, I still love you most Mama."



Lily: "Whatever."
Catherine: "Yeah. We have toys so we don't need boys."

Gammy's In Town

Logan: "Gammy loves me the mostest."



Lily: "No way. She's wearing a giraffe just like I am. She loves me more."



Logan: "So tell us Gammy... who do you love best?"

On Hands And Knees

Logan: "So now that I'm up here I'm supposed to do what?"

Monkey On My Back

Here Kitty Kitty

Logan: "Look who's bigger now Bailey. That's right... it's me."



"Ok ok, I get it. You may be smaller, but at least you can walk."

Polka Dot Doll

Laughing Logan

Friendly Faces

Logan: "You seem to know me. Am I supposed to know you?"



Lily: "Silly Logan, that's Aunt Courtney. And this is Uncle Steve. We love them."



Logan: "Oh, so you're Uncle Steve?


Logan: "No... you're Daddy. This is all so confusing."