you want me to eat what?

"Worms. There are worms in my chocolate. This just feels wrong."

chalk time

Logan: "Your Aunt Melissa is my Aunt Melissa. So, uh, I guess there's no future for us right?"

Lily: "Bye Uncle Steve!"

Logan: "Bye Aunt Cookie!"

Lily: "There are so many colors. Do I really need pink?"

Lily: "Yes! Everything is better in pink."

Logan: "Why this crazy infatuation for pink? It doesn't seem superior."

Logan: "Personally... I heart blue."

group shot

everything is better with balloons

heat relief

sunscreen overload

Logan: "Just in case mom missed a spot, I'm taking matters into my own hands."

"What am I doing wrong? Why won't this rub in?"

"Hmm, maybe I should leave this to the professionals next time."

a boy's cut

Logan: I'm in a racing car holding a football. Hair cuts don't get any more manly."

"Well, except for the teddy bear smock."

at the shore

one car, two drivers

Lily: "Left."

Logan: "Right."

Lily: "Left!"

Logan: "Right!!"

Logan: "At this rate we'll never get to the cookie aisle."

Widget walking

Lily: "Widget is my little baby. And we are going for lovely stroll through the neighborhood."

Logan: "No way. Widget is a race car puppy and we're careening down the speedway!"

Lily: "Um. I think Widget liked my game better."

Logan: "She can't talk, so we'll never know."

the aquarium