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Logan and Daddy

Hit Me With Your Best Shot

We got our first shots today. No further comment.

One of a Kind

Lily: "Oooh. Look how cute we look in these personalized onesies."
Logan: "Yep. Schlowkins. That's us. The kin of Schlows"


Lily: "You really don't seem all that excited. Come on, put a little effort into it."


Logan: "How 'bout this?"
Lily: "I'm not really feeling it."


Logan: "What about now? Look how EXCITED I am! Aw yeah!!!"
Lily: "No need for sarcasm."


Thanks 'Uncle' Eric!!

Sick Days

Lily: "Sorry we haven't posted in awhile. We've been under the weather."


Logan: "What does that phrase even mean?"


Lily: "Um.... Anyway, luckily we're feeling better now."


Logan: "Seriously, it doesn't make any sense... 'under the weather.'"


Lily: "Oh get over it."

Head Shots

Lily: "Even I don't look picture perfect 100% of the time."

Talk To Me

Logan: "And then as soon as he got the diaper off I decided to--Hey! Are you even listening? Sleep on your own time Lamb."

Tummy Time Together

Lily: "We don't usually do tummy time together do we?"
Logan: "Momma gets excited when we hold our heads up. It's like, baby exercise."
Lily: "Ok. Let's get it over with so we can nap."


Lily: "Hey it's not so bad."


Logan: "For once Lily, I agree."

Fashion Statement

Lily: "Earth Day may have been yesterday. But every day is a good day to wear organic."

Making Faces With Aunt Alicia

Logan: "I've almost got the fish face down. But I still need a little help"


"Still, I prefer the basic tongue-sticking-out face."


"Although sometimes making no face is the best face of all."

Irresistable

Lily: "My talents are being wasted sitting like this."


"That's better. Now aren't I undeniably delicious."


"Thought so."


"You wouldn't be able to resist me either."

Horsing Around

Logan: "Don't look now. But there appears to be a donkey between us."
Lily: "Yeah. I asked for a pony and this is what I got instead."

Future Heartbreaker

Logan: "When I'm older, the girls won't be able to resist me."


"Obviously I'll stop wearing turtle attire."

Lily's New 'Do

Lily: "People say that I look like Momma with darker hair. Aunt Alicia looks like Momma with darker hair. So let's see..."


"Hmmm... I just look like I'm balding with a super long mullet."


"Even so, I'm still pretty darn cute."

Mr. Clean

Logan: "For goodness sake woman, dry me off and put some clothes on me."


"Yes. Much better. Much much much better."

Model Behavior

Lily: "Let's pose pretty for the camera. Okay Logan, put your arm just like mine. Good"


Lily: "Logan! Stop making faces you're ruining the photo shoot."


Lily: "Someone call my agent. This guy is just unprofessional."

2 Peas In A...

Whatchu Looking At?

Lily: "You keep pointing that camera at me."


"I find it all very perplexing."

Top Chef

Lily: "Daddy misses momma's cooking, so I thought I'd step up to the plate."

View From Above

Logan: "Oooooh. I could stare at this mobile all day. What? I got nothing else to do."

Two Stooges

Lily: "Hey Moe! Nyuck nyuck nyuck"
Logan: "Why I oughta..."

Baby Blues

Logan: "Cobalt? Azure? Sapphire? No, let's just call my eyes 'denim blue'"

A Visit From Uncle Steven & Aunt Courtney

Lily: "I'm a little hungry. Are you open for business? No?....



Lily: "Guess I'll just nap then."


Logan: "I'm telling you, the chicks man, they just dig me."


Logan: "See."


Lily: "If I play my cards right, I may be able to get you guys to take Logan with you.